A Bear's Christmas Tail

Leigh Francis The Bear/Various Characters

Patsy Kensit Helen Hennerson

Sean Pertwee Richard Hennerson

Yasmine Cunliffe Lillian Hennerson

Davina McCall Dave Ian McCall

Nick Moran The Scriptwriter

Russell Brand Mr. Wolf

Ross Lee Various Characters

Barunka O'Shaughnessy Sacha Van Boederhaag

Karen Hayley Little Red Riding Hood

Kirsty Gallacher Goldilocks

Ozzy Rezat Ozzy

Craig Phillips Self

Ben Shephard Carol Singer #1

Jenni Falconer Carol Singer #2

Jack Osbourne Self

Ozzy Osbourne Self

Sharon Osbourne Self

Terry Longden Self

Dermot O'Leary Self