Crooks

“Who Said Crime Doesn't Pay?”

During a late night drinking binge with bartender Nicky (Michael Marino), sixty-five year-old postman Sol Solzberg (Charlie Callas) leaks the details of his life-long plan to rob some valuable stamps from the local post office. Sol then promptly drops dead of a heart attack. Suddenly armed with his sure-fire answer to his financial woes, Nicky assembles a "crack" team of hapless crooks, headed by his best friend Paul (Jim Norton), and begins to plan and execute the caper. Whoever said crime doesn't pay had this gang of moronic Jersey boys in mind!

Screenplay

Dan Battista

Screenplay

Paul Battista

Director

Paul Battista

Status

Released

Release date

02/02/2002

Original language

English

Budget

US$ 0 M