Season 1
Season 1

Season 1

Square Pegs

20 episodes27/09/1982★ 8.0

Episodes

Pilot
S1 · E1 · 27/09/1982 · 30 min

Pilot

Freshman Patty gets the chance to "click with the right clique" when she attracts the attention of a handsome senior.

A Cafeteria Line
S1 · E2 · 04/10/1982 · 30 min

A Cafeteria Line

The romantic leads in the school musical lead to romance for Patty and Vinnie.

Pac Man Fever
S1 · E3 · 11/10/1982 · 30 min

Pac Man Fever

Marshall loses his comic touch when he becomes "possessed" by a video game. His only hope for salvation: exorcism by the cleric of comedy, Father Guido Sarducci.

Square Pigskins
S1 · E4 · 18/10/1982 · 30 min

Square Pigskins

Lauren talks Patty into joining the Weemawee girls football team. Coached by a gung-ho Army vet and a women's libber who bristles at the slightest slight.

Halloween XII
S1 · E5 · 01/11/1982 · 30 min

Halloween XII

An all-girl Halloween party is interrupted by the boys and a spooky, wheezing stalker.

A Simple Attachment
S1 · E6 · 08/11/1982 · 30 min

A Simple Attachment

Marshall tries to prove to Lauren that she loves him by hooking her up to his science-fair project, a "love detector," but the machine ends up short-circuiting every romance in school.

Weemaweegate
S1 · E7 · 15/11/1982 · 30 min

Weemaweegate

Vinnie's campaign to become school mascot is sabotaged at every turn by an unknown mastermind, so Patty and Lauren play Woodward and Bernstein to break the scandal.

Open 24 Hours
S1 · E8 · 22/11/1982 · 30 min

Open 24 Hours

Marshall becomes Johnny's manager and books his band, a band no one's ever seen, for the gala opening of a supermarket deli counter.

Muffy's Bat Mitzvah
S1 · E9 · 29/11/1982 · 30 min

Muffy's Bat Mitzvah

When she leaves them off her guest list, Lauren and Patty scheme to get invited to Muffy's bat mitzvah party.

★ 8.0 · 1 votes
Hardly Working
S1 · E10 · 13/12/1982 · 30 min

Hardly Working

Like, Jennifer does, you know, the uncoolest thing possible - she, like, gets a job (gag her with a spoon!)

A Child's Christmas in Weemawee (1)
S1 · E11 · 20/12/1982 · 30 min

A Child's Christmas in Weemawee (1)

Patty's in a quandry: should she spend Christmas in an isolated cabin with her divorced father, or the way she'd prefer - with her friends at school?

A Child's Christmas in Weemawee (2)
S1 · E12 · 20/12/1982 · 30 min

A Child's Christmas in Weemawee (2)

Patty's in a quandry: should she spend Christmas in an isolated cabin with her divorced father, or the way she'd prefer - with her friends at school?

It's All How You See Things
S1 · E13 · 27/12/1982 · 30 min

It's All How You See Things

Trying to prove that having to wear glasses is the root of her problems, Patty makes a spectacle of herself by refusing to wear them.

Merry Pranksters
S1 · E14 · 10/01/1983 · 30 min

Merry Pranksters

To gain popularity, Patty and Lauren become expert pranksters, but the joke's on them when someone else gets credit for their stunts.

It's Academical
S1 · E15 · 24/01/1983 · 30 min

It's Academical

Patty hopes to win more than the scholastic quiz show when she and her heartthrob Larry are selected as contestants.

The Stepanowicz Papers
S1 · E16 · 31/01/1983 · 30 min

The Stepanowicz Papers

Lauren and Ms. Loomis could be literally swept off their feet when they both fall for the new janitor.

To Serve Weemawee All My Days
S1 · E17 · 07/02/1983 · 30 min

To Serve Weemawee All My Days

Mr. Donovan's job is in jeopardy because the school board has discovered he's living with a woman.

No Substitutions
S1 · E18 · 14/02/1983 · 30 min

No Substitutions

A substitute teacher's unconventional style wins the hearts of the students and draws the jealousy of Mr. Donovan.

★ 8.0 · 1 votes
No Joy in Weemawee
S1 · E19 · 21/02/1983 · 30 min

No Joy in Weemawee

Johnny's talent for hitting home runs rockets him to stardom on the Weemawee baseball team and gets him a scouting visit by the Los Angeles Dodgers' Steve Sax.

The Arrangement
S1 · E20 · 07/03/1983 · 30 min

The Arrangement

Lauren thinks she and Patty have finally been accepted by the "in" crowd, but the real reason for their sudden popularity is something else - and Patty knows what it is.

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