Season 1
Pirate Express
300 years ago, Captain LaPoutine and his crew, Armando, Burt, Booli and Spewey tried to steal a princess' tiara, but unfortunately they accidentally stole Poseidon's underwear instead. This angered Poseidon and made him shrink the pirates and imprison them in a bottle. In the present day, The pirates were accidentally released by his younger son, Newt. So Newt decided to take control of the pirates and go on adventures with them.
Épisodes
Poseidon or Bust
Newt and the Pirates must deliver a shiny new statue of Poseidon to its grand unveiling party.
Finders Keepers
The Pirates embark on a mission to return a wallet to an angry Cyclops.
Little Miss Swordshine
LaPoutine's great-great-great-great granddaughter turns up claiming ownership of the Pirate Express.
Ship Wretched
The Pirates split into two rival parties in a search for treasure.
Turkey Leg of Doom
When looking for a giant hairball, Booli ends up taking a mind controlling Turkey Leg
Hair of the God
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Enter the Octogod
Newt and the Crew have to rescue Gordon from octopus worshipping natives.
Dead Men Wear Plaid
LaPoutine challenges his rival Captain Skulldidgery to winner-takes-ship race to the edge of the world.
Bilge Rat Zombies
On the eve of an inspection, Newt and the Crew discover they have rats on board.
Ghost of Ships Passed
Newt pretends to be a ghost to haunt LaPoutine.
Night of the Geminis
Newt and the Crew ferry Ted the Cyclops and his brutish twin daughters to Poseidon's party.
Ships and Salsa
Armando has a crisis of confidence when he gets a pimple.
All A Bored
Newt and the Crew are stranded when the god of wind takes a holiday.
Club Fed
Newt and the Pirates must recover Poseidon's lost pet Leviathan from a beach resort.
White Wedding
Armando ruins the wedding of Newt's brother when he steals the bride's heart.
Saltiest Dogs
Newt and the Crew compete in a pirate reality TV game show.
Shrieking Violet
Zeus's spoiled daughter decides she wants LaPoutine as her new pet.
Starboard Struck
Renowned actor Johnnie Bermuda joins the Crew to prepare for his upcoming role.
Get Kraken
Newt and the Crew fight over an adorable baby orphan kraken.
Grill of My Dreams
Newt regrets firing Booli but struggles to get him back after Poseidon hires him as his new chef.
Penguin Law
Spewey faces off with his childhood nemesis to determine the future Emperor of the Penguins.
Shop 'til You Drop Anchor
Newt takes the Crew gift shopping for the first time in 300 years.
Opposites Ahoy
Newt is transported into an opposite world whilst his opposite arrives in Atlantis.
Udder Chaos
Newt and the Crew must replace Poseidon's magical bath milk or he will become powerless!
Out of Key
Davy Jones pursues Newt and the Crew to get back his stolen locker key.
Thumb Wars
Newt and the Crew rescue Burt after a dragon captures him to use as his thumb.
One Flew Over the Crow's Nest
LaPoutine's elaborate ruse to reclaim an old treasure gets him stuck in the Pirate Hospital.
Game On
Newt and the Pirates are pitted against Zeus' terrifying beasts at a Gods sports day.
Licence to Thrill
Newt has to pass his "drivers" test or risk losing control of the Pirate Express.
Beast in Show
Newt and the Pirates are sent to retrieve a part-seahorse part-unicorn to help Poseidon win a "Beast in Show" competition.
Fine Feathered Fiend
Spewey is pushed out of the crew by LaPoutine's new pet parrot.
Lumber Jerk
Newt and the Pirates rescue a wooden boy who then tries to steal their masthead Nelly.
Father Time
LaPoutine steals the God of Time's time travelling scythe in order to change history and the captaincy of the Pirate Express.
Manure Overload
Newt and the pirates seek a cure for Armando after the monstrous Medusa turns him to stone.
No Sea for Old Salts
Newt hooks up with some famous bad boy celebrity pirates and the Pirate Express crew are left out.
Sealed Fate
Newt and the Crew set out to rescue Marie-Celeste from the evil clutches of Skulldidgery.
Blunder Down Under
Newt and the Pirates pose as plumbers to rescue Spewey from the Underworld.
Engaged in Battle
Newt turns matchmaker when Burt reveals he thinks he has a crush on a mermaid.
Beggars Can't Be Cruisers
The Pirates start a pirate cruise holiday experience in order to loot their guests.
Voyage of the Edam-ed
Newt and the Crew get trapped on the cursed Flying Dutchman ship.
Greeced Lightning
Newt and LaPoutine accidentally swap bodies after being struck by Zeus' lightening bolts right before family portrait day.
The Godd Couple
Newt and the Crew are forced to babysit Hades' giant three-headed guard-dog Cerberus.
Gordon's Fish Tale
Newt and the Crew help Gordon maintain the ruse that he is King of the Oceans when his mother comes to visit.
Love on the Rocks
Newt tries to help his Poseidon's flagging pop career but Davey Jones has other ideas.
Malaise of the One Eye
Newt and the Crew break Poseidon's trident and make a deal with his enemy, the Cyclops, to fix it.
The Future Is Now
The Pirates are duped into buying a 'magic' spyglass that they believe foresees their future.
Booty Camp
Poseidon thinks Newt needs to toughen up so sends him to a bootcamp run by Ares, the God of War.
Put Another Captain's Log on the Fire
Newt is about to be appointed the permanent captain of the Pirate Express, but his Crew have other ideas.
Booty Nights
Newt and the Pirates are framed and sent to jail for a robbery they didn't commit.
Fountain of Misspent Youth
The Pirates become babies after falling into the fountain of youth.
Jungle Booty
Newt and the Crew embark on a mission to find Eldorado, the long lost city of gold. / Newt and the Crew save Eldorado from Skulldidgery and his thieving band of skeletons!
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