Season 2 (2022)
Emergency Intercom
Episodes
We Got Covid
Both Drew and Enya got Covid and are trapped in their hometowns… it actually doesn’t seem like they’re going to make it... you should listen to this episode 3 times and subscribe to their Patreon so that their families can make money post their eventual passing...
Your Problematic Faves
This episode Enya comes out as a Republican and Drew had his first period and claims he is Q….
Enya Got Catfished
Enya got catfished by Bella Thorne,,, Drew is a conversational narcissist,,, and Shawn Mendez followed them around the grocery store. Our life is a dream?
Exposing Our DMs
Today Enya and Drew give you a look into what it’s like to be a famous person… their DMs are a scary place few survive. Also TikTok is rotting all of our brains and it’s the worst thing we’ve invented in modern history.
Pooping In The Club
Drew talks about being over prescribed medication as a teen and Enya brings up a naughty act they committed recently in a club... let's just say it stinks
we ran away to mexico
Two idiots talk about Mexico.... they are thinking of staying, its very nice and Enya thinks she blends in perfectly (she doesn't). Drew is also convinced he blends in and wants to become a club promoter in Mexico.
Humanity Has Gone Too Far
Drew and Enya are finally stepping in and fixing society. They have the answers to settling it all; TikToks, Kanye, KY..... Really all this episode is about is Drew spiraling into insanity while Enya watches and laughs.
our polyamorous relationship w/ Ky
today we dive into the depths of depression and visit some not so conventional treatment options… HORSE TRANQUILIZERS!!! If u know u know and if u don’t tune in and learn or ur family will perish soon
starting a cult
Drew celebrates his super sweet sixteen while begging for a death hoax and Enya claims she’s a chronological liar… idk what she means by that
our friends are parasites
Listen to this episode if you want to know what it’s like having psychos for friends. Listen to this episode if you want to hear seven people talking at once… listen to this episode if you want to hear 36,000 cuts…
drew is losing his mind
Drew is sleep deprived and sad, Enya is well rested and happy… the tables have finally turned. Drew also reads everyone’s auras to filth while Enya mansplains The Batman.
enya breaks drew
Drew’s concept of reality is constantly being challenged and invalidated by all his friends. Drew and Enya took a heroic done of vitamin B and probiotics and consider creating an AI out of Drew for when he dies to keep the podcast going.
we met the killer
Drew has become really sexy and Enya wont admit it. They talk about their encounter with an alien and bringing casual instagram back.
Men Shouldn't Have Instagram Because They Are Probably Using It To Cheat On Their Partner
Enya sings her own version of the pledge of allegiance and refuses to survive during the apocalypse. Drew and Enya bond over their dermatophagia and get in a huge fight that we had to cut out.
We’re Having a Baby
Drew reveals why he’s banned for life from Universal Studios and is the stinky boy at the bladee concert. Enya denies the rumors of her being pregnant but still wants a child.
The World Will End In Three Years/Coachella Outfits
Enya and Drew reminisce about their traumatic Coachella / wingbot experiences then almost make Ky cry.
We Have Decided The Fate Of Humanity
Enya and drew come to terms with the fact that emergency intercom is the new sex podcast, talk about how being podcasters is one of the hardest jobs in America then spiral because this is easily our worst episode. From boners to questioning existence itself they cover it all.
Our Last Episode
This is our last episode, Enya moved to New York and is moving on. Enya is paying Devon Lee Carlson to take her place while she pursues her own podcast in New York, and tries to cancel Ky and Drew.
Reminiscing About Our Traumatic Pasts
Drew and Enya try to figure out what people did on planes before iPhones, discuss the Kardashian's and Enya reminisces about her traumatic childhood.
The Rapture Happened And This Episode Will Only Get Three Views
Drew and Enya discuss what they’re going to do now that the rapture has occurred and we're still depressed.
Drew Got Veneers
Drew does a veneer reveal and enya discusses a religious pick me that hit on her and orion. They talk about the genesis of social media and delve into their earliest instagram posts.
Enya Passed Away
The tables have turned and now Drew has to take care of Enya during her near death experience.
Enya Is Still A 1D Stan
Enya reminisces about her One Direction stan era that turns out has never really ended, and Drew talks about being star struck by Christian Walker.
Drew Has A Crush
Drew talks about going on tour with Lorde, Enya discusses Azuls flea infection and they both bond over being degenerates in high school.
Enya And Orion Went On A Trip Without Drew
Enya is in Paris because she’s walking in fashion week, debates with Drew about what’s more influential the invention of language or the internet and pooping in public pools.
Drew Kissed Bella Hadid
Enya talks about taking dumps and making friends on airplanes, Drew has no idea what DILF means somehow and talks about hanging out with someone named Bella Hadid.
1 Year Anniversary
We did it, 52 weeks straight of hearing Drew and Enya talk about sq*irting sh*t out of their ass and having huge stinky b*lls. Enya recounts a traumatic dream she had last night and drew comes out as a guy who’s obsessed with fireworks. Congrats to whoever has sustained the brain damage that a year of listening to this podcast has caused.
We're Gonna Collab With Mr. Beast
Drew, Enya and Ky bond over their discord related trauma, Drew wants to be a trophy wife and Enya will stop at nothing to be in a Mr. Beast video.
Drew Hates Enya
Enya and drew talk about airports and making big farts on airplanes, and every once in a while Josiah enters to suck the energy out of the room.
Enya Had A Cream Dream About Drew
Drew calls upon the last straight men in LA while Enya agree's with him that Joe Biden is a sack of wheat and mealworms.
Enya Overshares
It turns out Ky is a liar and Enya is actually the one that predicted monkeypox, to celebrate Enya overshares while Drew comes to terms with being a human soundboard.
Drew Got Bullied
Drew opens up about getting bullied and Enya talks about pissing herself again.
Addressing The Drama
In this episode, Drew and Enya finally address the drama plaguing the subreddit and talk about their first week in New York.
Drew Bought A Birkin
Enya discusses a very strange encounter from her past between her and a Harry Styles fan account and Drew shows off his clearly fake bag.
Drew’s Hat of Terror
Something awful is brewing .... under Drew's tall stinky hat... you may find you like it. It attacks Enya, it loves grease, it holds the drewth... this episode is dedicated to the hat
We Have 3 Years Left
Drew and Enya reject modernity by doing this weeks episode in a remote forest in upstate New York where they discuss the end of the world and disappearing forever.
The Twink And The Mean Lady
Drew and Enya bond over humiliating fashion week experiences, Ky has apparently been drunk for every episode and Drew reveals a mysterious item he found in their apartment.
Drew and Enya Want To Have A Baby
We have empathy now after a heroic dose of mushrooms and decided we are ready to have children and will be taking advice only from Julia Fox and Reddit.
Podcasters Are Essential Workers. Change Our Minds
Enya and Drew have no idea what phones are, they know what iPhones are but not phones. Insane. They also talk about how waterparks are mostly piss and that Podcasters are in fact essential workers.
Drew Has Never Felt The Meaning Of True Affection
Drew and Enya got recognized when they were naked, they go over rules for their daughters and Enya teaches Drew what the concept of love is
Men Shouldn't Cry
Drew's grasp on reality has reached an all time low as he talks about how an apple will eventually turn into every state of matter if it's left a box? Enya got yelled at over 100 times in Paris and they both agree that men simply shouldn't cry.
Halloween Spooky Ookie Special feat Josiah
Drew watched 3 people d*e in a week, had his childhood home invaded, and was swatted all in the same month. Josiah inquires about big p*ss and Enya has an axe.
We're Back!
Drew and Enya are finally back from Japan giving Ky a purpose again. Enya's confused by what the New York marathon is, and Drew discuss his new poop dealing business.
Drew Is Cheating On Enya
Drew admits to cheating on Enya. The two discuss their upcoming religious arc and how Drew’s family is the one cooling white people Thanksgiving food.
Drew Still Doesn't Shower
Drew admits he doesnt know what Walmart is because he isn’t poor. Enya asks how has coke bro? And finally Drew predicted everything and everywhere at once.
Disturbing Fight Stories
Enya and Drew share disturbing flight experiences, Enya invents a new feature for Uber and Drew gets introspective about his hometown.
Emergency Intercom Is A Sociological Study Conducted By The CIA
Drew and enya discuss how ai will probably result in the end of the world in the next 3-5 years, talk about how much they love mr beast and Candace Owens needs to keep drews name out of her mouth.
Enya's Year Of Rest And Relaxation
Enya reminisces on her year of rest and relaxation and the toll it took on Drew, people breaking into their house and their mind altering Jaden Smith experience.
We Ruin The Holidays - Christmas Special
Enya is too old for Christmas but Drew is still 16 and hopes he gets a MacBook for Christmas. Enya got way too high in Big Bear and Drew believes Drake has a romantic connection to his friends.... not his girl friends...
Reflecting On Our Years - Happy New Year!
This episode is mage chiller vibes… grab a blurnt, sit back and relax and we talk about our history. Just remember the new year isn’t real but it’s cute to manifest but in reality you shouldn’t put to much pressure on yourself. All things coming to you will come.
