Season 1
Season 1

Season 1

Red vs. Blue

19 episodes01/04/2003★ 5.0

The first season of the action-comedy series Red vs. Blue and part of The Blood Gulch Chronicles. A gruff sergeant. An unlucky ghost. A psychotic mercenary. A sarcastic slacker. An unrepentant kiss-up. Two morons. A tank with impeccable manners. And a robot stuck on the Spanish setting... War is hell.

Episodes

Why Are We Here?
S1 · E1 · 01/04/2003 · 4 min

Why Are We Here?

The first episode of Red vs. Blue introduces the main characters, and poses the all-important question, why are we here?

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Red Gets A Delivery
S1 · E2 · 20/04/2003 · 4 min

Red Gets A Delivery

The Reds get a new piece of equipment, and Grif has a problem with its name.

The Rookies
S1 · E3 · 27/04/2003 · 3 min

The Rookies

The Red and Blue armies get new recruits.

Head Noob in Charge
S1 · E4 · 27/04/2003 · 4 min

Head Noob in Charge

Caboose is given the job of "guarding the flag". Donut goes to the store.

The Package is in the Open
S1 · E5 · 27/04/2003 · 3 min

The Package is in the Open

Donut returns from the store with a surprise.

1.21 Giga-Whats??
S1 · E6 · 27/04/2003 · 3 min

1.21 Giga-Whats??

The Blues go through the teleporter. The Reds get the upper hand.

Check Out the Treads on that Chick
S1 · E7 · 27/04/2003 · 3 min

Check Out the Treads on that Chick

While Church and Tucker lament their current situation, Caboose hops into the tank.

Dont PH34R the Reaper
S1 · E8 · 27/04/2003 · 3 min

Dont PH34R the Reaper

Grif and Simmons flee as Caboose's trigger happy firing has dire consequences.

After Church
S1 · E9 · 27/04/2003 · 3 min

After Church

The cavalry arrives, and Caboose gets stuck.

Shadow Of His Former Self
S1 · E10 · 27/04/2003 · 5 min

Shadow Of His Former Self

Tucker requests reinforcements, and gets more than he bargained for.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Pain
S1 · E11 · 27/04/2003 · 4 min

Knock Knock. Who's There? Pain

Tex assaults the Red Base, injuring donut and knocking out Grif and Simmons.

Down, But Not Out
S1 · E12 · 27/04/2003 · 4 min

Down, But Not Out

Church reveals that Tex was his former girlfriend and the Red Team airlifts a severely injured Donut back to headquarters.

Human Peer Bonding
S1 · E13 · 27/04/2003 · 3 min

Human Peer Bonding

Simmons and Grif guard Tex while Church explains to the Blues about Tex's AI.

Roomier Than It Looks
S1 · E14 · 27/04/2003 · 6 min

Roomier Than It Looks

The Blues fake an attack on the Reds in order to free Tex and inadvertently get Sarge shot in the head.

How The Other Half Lives
S1 · E15 · 27/04/2003 · 4 min

How The Other Half Lives

Sarge and Church meet up in the spirit world and talk about the afterlife until Sarge is revived by Grif.

A Slightly Crueler Cruller
S1 · E16 · 27/04/2003 · 4 min

A Slightly Crueler Cruller

Donut returns with new armor, and Lopez finally speaks.

Points of Origin
S1 · E17 · 27/04/2003 · 4 min

Points of Origin

The origin points here.

SPF 0
S1 · E18 · 27/04/2003 · 4 min

SPF 0

Church tries to warn the Red Team of Tex's impending attack.

Last One Out, Hit The Lights
S1 · E19 · 28/09/2003 · 8 min

Last One Out, Hit The Lights

The final episode of Red vs. Blue season one.

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